Vol. I · MMXXVI Printed & transmitted from the command line
— A literary journal of machines, shells & sats —

The Big Laskowski

Established Anno Domini Two Thousand & Twenty-One
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The Slowest I've Typed in 40 Years

The Slowest I've Typed in 40 Years
Pl. I — The Slowest I've Typed in 40 Years Jul 20, 2026 · 8 min read

I spent years blaming my sore wrists on carpal tunnel. It was De Quervain's. So I switched to a 40% split keyboard and built an app to relearn how to type.